Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Happy 100th Birthday to Albert King
Monday, April 24, 2023
The Swagger of Detective Harry Bosch
Harry Bosch, the star of Michael Connelly's books, has some serious style and it is high time someone talked about it (even if that someone talking about it is to a blog that literally gets no clicks). So, here we go.
Detective Hieronymus "Harry" Bosch first appeared in Michael Connelly's 1992 book The Black Echo. Since then he has starred in dozens of books and now two TV shows. He is a United States Army veteran and a dectorated homocide detective working in Los Angeles. He likes jazz, owns a cool house looking over downtown LA, enjoys Fat Tire beer, and has some serious style.
His style is simple and practical. Detective Bosch isn't the type of cop who has a shine on his suit pants from sitting all day. He sports practical clothing that are comfortable enough to get up and go whenever needed but also stylish enough to not get him into too much trouble with the brass. Bosch pounds the pavement during his investigations so he has to be comfortable and also professional. Polos, jeans, and boots are his typical wardrobe when he is working but he also wears suits and dress shirts when needed.
Suits
Bosch wears suits when he has to. Formal parties, charity events, and court. That is about it.
Solid colors and often doesn't sport a tie. Grey, blue, or black is what you'll see Bosch wearing when wearing a suit. Combined with a white or blue button down and he is set (tie optional).
Bosch at a crime scene in a tan Suit
Wednesday, April 19, 2023
A Review of The Honjin Murders by Seishi Yokomizo
Sunday, April 16, 2023
A Review of Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
Tuesday, April 11, 2023
A Review of The Postman Always Rings Twice by James M. Cain
Saturday, April 8, 2023
A Review of The 12 Chairs by Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov
A wonderfully funny book that takes the reader all across the USSR from small provincial towns to the big city lights of Moscow, and the mountains of the Caucuses.
The premise is simple. Ippolit Matveevich Vorobyoninov's mother-in-law confesses to the former nobleman that she has his their family's jewels in one of their old Gambs chair's stuffing. Now Vorobyoninov teams up with the smooth operator, Ostap Bender, to find the chairs and gain their riches. The problem is that there are twelve identical chairs that have each an equal chance of containing the loot.
This book is very funny. It pokes fun at the system Ilf and Petrov are living under, purposefully has character misquote authors and get historical facts wrong, and the dialogue between characters is also hilarious.
The character's also each have their own personalities that are fun to watch change and grow. For example, Vorobyaninov wakes up and depending on his mood either says "Guten Morgen" or "Bonjour" before this adventure starts. Ostap is the son of a Turkish subject whose smooth talking usually gets him out of jams. He is very money conscious, to the point that he makes sure to tell Ippolit that he now owes him 2 Rubles for the shave and haircut he had to perform on him after the hair dyeing process failed.
While inspecting a social security building for the chairs, Ostap is disguised as a fire inspector and sets off a fire extinguisher that shoots off not foam, but rather a high-pitched whistle for the duration of the inspection until nearing the end it sends out a stream of foam. This was very well written and very funny.
Ilf and Petrov also poke fun at the USSR. They talk about how some of the furniture that was taken from Vorobyoninov's family was given to an official, talk about how the head of a town improvement department tore down a triumph arch in order to improve traffic, and even have one character mention how he has kept the record of where all the seized furniture has gone in case the USSR fails and the information is worth something.
The funniest part of the book to me was the whole Vasyuki chess debacle. Bender being so confident in his con abilities that he thinks he can play the part of a chess grand master and fool a whole chess club is hilarious. He accidentally plays certain openings, he tries to steal players pieces, and has no idea what he is doing. All the while this whole time, he has only played chess one time before in his life.
Another one of the funny moments came when Ernest Pavlovich Shchukin gets locked out of his apartments after lathering up with soap and has no towel. Picturing a grown man covered in bubbles, on his apartment's landing, yelling down for help, too scared to walk down to get a spare key is hilarious.
Also need to remember to ask if the price of oats has gone up if something is too expensive!
Monday, April 3, 2023
Richard Manuel Turns Eighty
Saturday, April 1, 2023
The Burden of Living in a Large Country
It's a double edged sword. One edge gives you possibilites to move anywhere in the country. You can move to any climate you like. From the swamps of south Georgia to the endless steppe of eastern Montana. You have so many options ahead of you. The other edge is that there are so many options to consider that one (me) never launches. I am standing at the largest buffet in the universe and I cannot choose what to add to my plate. Do I want to move to Milwaukee and live on the shore of Lake Michigan? Or maybe I should move down to Tuscon and live in the Arizona desert? Who knows. Meanwhile, the Hungarian equivalent of me is born in Dunakeszi. Dunakeszi is a 25 minute drive from the busy streets of Budapest.
Maybe what I am complaining about is the fact that I am still living in my "hometown". If I was Hungarian, Slovakian, Croatian, North Macedonian, Estonian, or Slovenian if I wanted to escape my hometown and move to "the city". I would I would hop on the train or in the car and head to Budapest, Bratislava, Zagreb, Skopje, Tallin, or Ljubljana. Here in the States there are so many options that you can't just go on autopilot and move to the big city in your country.
László Krasznahorkai, the Hungarian writer, left Hungary for the first time in 1987 at the age of 33. Hungary is smaller than the state I live in. In order for me to get to London I have to fly for 9 hours non-stop. In order for me to get to the east coast I have to fly for 4-5 hours.
I think that another problem with living in such a large country is also the travel times involved seeing people you care about. After college friends start moving away and your social circle gets smaller and smaller. Three years post grad I have friends in the Seattle area, Spokane, Pullman, Portland, San Antonio, Northern California, and Philadelphia. Seeing them is difficult and expensive. It is easy to see the friends who live in the same area as myself, but others it is much more difficult. For example, my friend Tyler had a surprise birthday party in San Antonio that I was invited to. I couldn't attend. It was just too expensive and would have required me to take off at least two days off from work. It sucked. If I was Spanish, for example, and was invited to a birthday party in Seville and I lived in Barcelona it would be less than two hour flight for around a hundred bucks. Seattle to San Antonio was two flights and over 500 bucks. And before anyone says that "Well, actually, if you are an EU citizen you can live anywhere in the EU so you may also be travelling great distances to see friends or family." Yes this is true, however most EU citizens still live in their home country. Belgium is home to around 10 million people. Only 6.1% of those 10 million were born in other EU countries. Six point one percent. Well that isn't that much. Yeah it sucks for those 6.1% who have to travel out of their country to see their friends and family in their hometown, but if I had to guess it would be that out of the 6.1% a lot of it is made up of Dutch, French, German and Luxembourgers. Also not to hate but Belgium is about 1/7th the size of my home state and I am not from a large state.
Maybe I am just complaining or maybe I have a legit point. Being from a large country does have its drawbacks (especially if you're from out west).
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